BobCo

The enigmatic BobCo is a company that existed on Pubvia prior to the destruction of the planet by the mantids. It was known for it’s holiday advertising and shoddy, possibly dangerous products delivered at reasonable prices.

Founder
The company was founded by a Terran; Bob "Caveman" Johnson. Technically, he wasn't a psychopath. He was just... over-imaginative with a lack of ethics and morals in some specific areas.

Known for combining Mantid and Terran DNA to create mantis-men supersoldiers to guard his toy shipments and the creation of the BobCo AI to run the BobCo Storefront.

This is not considered a racial slur, the BobCo AI is unique because technically it isn't an AI or a Digital Sentience or even a digitized Terran. It's a weird blending of the two, a cross between programmed AI, one of the first baked hash shredded rainbow salted table genesis systems, and a neural recording of Bob Johnson himself all mushed together. Considered to be homicidal and just as crazy as the original Bob Johnson.

Merchandise
Examples of BobCo products include:


 * Hoverbike with a radio, jet boosters, max ceiling of three hundred meters and autopilot!
 * BobCo(TM) Anti-Grav belt
 * Ten Thousand and One Science Experiments! Now with Uranium-238!
 * RealDog Robofriend(TM)
 * BobCo(TM) Dehydrated Moomoo farm, Trained praying mantis moomoo tenders included
 * P'Thok Chee-chee-chee-ChiaPet
 * BobCo(TM) Autonomous Animatronic Moomoo
 * Fishtank full of Genuine Sea Monkeys
 * Robotic Nanite Circus of Wonders
 * RealMoomoos(TM)
 * BobCo(TM) HoloHat
 * Fantabulosa Pond Paddling No-Windup(TM) Squeaky Ducklings that sing over 100 duckling songs
 * BobCo(TM) Muscle-Max Ultra Sick Gains Powder, sixty four ounce container
 * BobCo(TM) Just Add Water RealCows(TM)
 * Holographic Treana'ad moomoo carers with their own VI
 * BobCo(TM) Full eVR Twenty Flags Self-Learning Procedurally Generated Amusement Park
 * Self-installing seasonally adaptive micro-ecology relaxation pool with a water fall and real plants, Bio-luminescent fish, Hypo-allergenic pollywogs, musical singing frogs and Glittersand